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The Rabbi and the IRS Auditor
The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, “I noticed that you buy a lot of...
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Testicle Therapy
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his...
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Ancient Hieroglyphics
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least 3000 years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the...
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Nescafe and the Pope
Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican. After receiving the papal blessing, the Nescafe official whispers, “Your Eminence, we have an offer for you. Nescafe is prepared to...
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The 4 Husbands
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be...
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Voted Best Joke in Ireland
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went home and...
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The Departing Rabbi
At the regular Saturday morning service, the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants...
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Male Sensitivity
The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance...
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The Old Golfer’s Hand Job
An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging...
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Grampa’s Frog Noise
A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa’s room. “Grandpa, Grandpa,” she says...
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The Jewish Samauri
Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jewish Samurai. “Demonstrate...
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The Redneck’s Quintuplets
A Redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, he was asked to sit down as the nurse told him, “Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets five big baby boys.” The...
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A sweet bedtime story for adults – Arthur and the Witch
King Arthur and the Witch: Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the...
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Grandpa Loves his Technology!
When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with Facebook and...
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Murray and Hilda’s Retirement Community Love Story
In a Jewish retirement home lived Murray and Hilda. They got to know each other over time and spent long hours getting to know each other. Eventually, they became a couple, sitting together in the sun...
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Surprising Your Wife with a Dinner Guest
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced. His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. “My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in...
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Pennsylvania Joke
When God Created Pennsylvania, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, “Where have you been?” God smiled deeply and proudly...
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Golf in Heaven
Two 70-year-old men had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Frank was dying, Joe visited him every day. One day Joe said, “Frank, we both loved playing golf all our lives, and we...
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